Effective date: May 13, 2026 Last updated: May 13, 2026

These Terms of Service (the “Terms”) form a binding legal agreement between you and Jacob Self (“we”, “us”, or “our”) and govern your access to and use of The Standard mobile application (the “App”). These Terms also serve as the End User License Agreement (EULA) between you and us with respect to the App.

By downloading, installing, accessing, or using the App, you confirm that you have read these Terms and that you agree to be bound by them. If you do not agree, do not download, install, or use the App.

If we form a company in the future (e.g., an LLC), these Terms will be assigned to and assumed by the new operating entity and updated accordingly. You will be notified through the App before that assignment takes effect.


At a glance


1. Eligibility

You must be at least 13 years old (or 16 if you reside in the European Economic Area, the United Kingdom, or Switzerland) to use the App. If you are under the age of legal majority in your jurisdiction (typically 18), you confirm that your parent or legal guardian has reviewed and accepts these Terms on your behalf, and you may use the App only with their permission.

By using the App, you also represent that: